Two rules for succes
- Never tell people everything you know
when you feel the first cramp
- dad: you look nice
- dad: where are you going
- dad: will there be boys there
- dad: do i know their parents
- dad: be home by 11
- me: i'm just taking selfies
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
"how are you feeling?"
like this if you have a humour blog :)
why do i always look hot when no one’s around?